the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to never come into existence

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!