- Pointless Super Powers

The power to count to infinity.

The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

blindness

The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

the power to yell a math problem at will

The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

the power to transform into Kanye West

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!