- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

The power of having the highest rated comment

The power.

The power to be oppressed by everything

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The power to die on command.

the power to ejaculate lava.

the ability to command watermelons

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

the power to transform into Kanye West

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

Pointless Super Powers