The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to jump face first

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to never come into existence

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!