The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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the power to sit

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!