The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

open up pickles glass

The power to obey gravity

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to look at Sun.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

the power to inhale and exhale air

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to be afraid of horses.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to sharpen a pen

The power to wish you had a power

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power to release the bogus

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!