The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to smell whore

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!