The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to jump face first

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!