The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!