The power to look at Sun.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to release the bogus

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!