- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to lower your own ego.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

the power to any ugly person love you.

De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

The power to shrink your private parts.

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

the power to eat bread

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

Pointless Super Powers