- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to make money disappear.

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to digest corn.

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

the power to get married

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to break bones at will.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to obey gravity

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to Rage Against The Machine

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to be afraid of horses.

Pointless Super Powers