- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

open up pickles glass

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to be an idiot.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to look at Sun.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

anything Aquaman does

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The power to wish you had a power

The power to walk 1% faster.

Pointless Super Powers