- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to not have a superpower

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to turn into a magikarp

The power to think of a good super power right now.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The power to lick your balls.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

Pointless Super Powers