- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

the power to create a meme

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

the power to fire my lazer

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

the power to see everyone as a tree

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

the power to turn into a tree

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

the power to smell like ham

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

The power to shape-shift only into a human

Pointless Super Powers