The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to be powerless

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The power to speak using their mouth

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to lick your balls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!