- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be normal and average

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to moves in slow motion.

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

the ability to solve paradoxes

The ability to like this post

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to shrink boobs

The power to quote memes randomly

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to digest corn.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

the power to get married

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

Pointless Super Powers