- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fart at the worst moments

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to break a Nokia

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

yo mama

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to break bones at will.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

Liam Brudenell

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power to obey gravity

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

the power to sneeze whenever you want

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

Pointless Super Powers