The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to jump face first

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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the power to die on the spot

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!