- Pointless Super Powers

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

+63

The super power to shine in daylight

+57

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

+57

the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

+57

cry acid tears

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

power to permanently shrink one eye.

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.