- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

75% levitation

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to smell whore

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to think of pointless powers.

Pointless Super Powers