- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

The power to see but only with eyes????

the power to like justin beiber

The power to become powerless

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The power to not see anything

The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

the power to die on the spot

The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

The power to control yourself

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

The power of having the highest rated comment

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power of bad luck

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to ejaculate napalm

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Pointless Super Powers