- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The power to lick your balls.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

the power to see everyone as a tree

the power to fire my lazer

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The Power to believe you have superpowers

Pointless Super Powers