- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to walk on land.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The power to lick your balls.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

the power to create a meme

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

make youself dumb

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The Power to believe you have superpowers

the power to turn into a tree

The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

The power to sense if an object is sharp.

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

the ability to spin gold into straw

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

Pointless Super Powers