The power to not see anything

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!