The power to die

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!