The power to Lee when your near a toilet

thumb_up thumb_down +99

the power to control nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +99

the power to get married

thumb_up thumb_down +99

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

thumb_up thumb_down +99

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

thumb_up thumb_down +99

the power to jump like a black guy.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

thumb_up thumb_down +97

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

thumb_up thumb_down +97

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

thumb_up thumb_down +95

the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

thumb_up thumb_down +93

Power to instantly turn drunk

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The power to poo without wiping.

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The power of 12% levetation

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The capability to draw penises very well

thumb_up thumb_down +89

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

thumb_up thumb_down +87

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +87

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The power of exploding when you think.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The power to walk 1% faster.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

thumb_up thumb_down +81

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!