The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!