The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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the power to get sick

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!