The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to pee any color

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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the power to control nothing

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to be alone

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!