the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to see where light is not present.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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the power to hovertate

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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the power to become demented

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!