- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

The ability to be poor for life

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

the power to hovertate

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

the power of the succulent game

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to murder rocks.

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

Pointless Super Powers