The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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the power to fail at life

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to create another human

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to be a snail

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!