The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to die at will

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!