- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The power to lick your own balls!!!

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

make youself dumb

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The power to state the obvious at will.

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

the power to fire my lazer

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

Pointless Super Powers