The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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make youself dumb

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!