the power to spell words wrong

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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the power to be forever alone

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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the power to become demented

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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the ability to blow yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!