The power of 12% levetation

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The capability to draw penises very well

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to die

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!