- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to murder rocks.

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The ability to smell colors

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to poo without wiping.

The power of women's rights.

The power to make everything worse

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

Pointless Super Powers