- Pointless Super Powers

The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

+99

The power to read the terms of service.

+99

The power to smell people's moods

+99

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

+99

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

+97

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

+97

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

The power to reed a platypus mind.

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to be blind

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

the ability to blow yourself

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want