the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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the power to do nothing

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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the power to get sick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!