The ability to control dairy products

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to poo.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!