The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to smell like ham

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!