power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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yo mama

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to be powerless

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power to have no power at all

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to burn the sun.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!