The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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the power to die

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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the power to fail at life

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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Aweonao

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!