The power to smell any point in time

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power of love

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to break a Nokia

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to die at will

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!