the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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the power to spell words wrong

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!