The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to sweeten sugar

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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the power to spell words wrong

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!