The power to break a Nokia

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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the power to do nothing

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!