- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The power to draw a perfect circle.

To be able to summon old people

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

the power of the succulent game

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to fart rainbows

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power of learning

Pointless Super Powers